Name: Thomas Shope
Hometown: St. Louis Park, MN
Years played: since jhit
Position: Cutter
Theme Song: Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray
Main Hustle: catching his Ds
Side Hustle: sugma jokes
Smells Like: Irish spring
The Windchill’s very own, right here on our Duerr fields! To be honest I thought he would be getting more Ds, and when confronted about this issue he is quoted as saying: “playing defense is easier in the AUDL”. I don’t know about all that, but regardless he’s been really good.
Good throws, fast, tall – what else could you want? I’ll tell you what else you could want: his father. As excited as we are about Thomas’s contributions to the team on the field, we are ecstatic about his upside on the sideline in the form of Jim Shope. Colloquially known in the Minnesota and larger midwest area as Him Shope, Thomas’s father is a massive pickup for us as we graduated a huge part of our PCUT roster. Waddup Jim.