Years played: 4
Position: schmeater
Theme Song: VALENTINO, 24kGolden
Hometown: wawa parking lot
Main Hustle: big chain
Side Hustle: funny snapchat filters
Animorph: alpaca
Tej is currently continuing the 4th musser to CUT pipeline first established by robert in 2020 and which was contributed to by Jonah and Chuck in 2023. Very dope. On the field, you can find him schmeating on people on the endzone (sick), or ripping schmeatballs downfield (only sick if on D-line). Huge schmeater.
Other things about Tej:
Dude can rip a flick pull like the entire field (its actually wild)
He sends me funny videos on snapchat
Things about Tej that are of questionable dopeness:
Eats sandwiches with yogurt on them
Is from New Jersey