Name: Sarek Mallareddy
Hometown: California (near charlie?)
Position: Jump high
Theme Song: any NLE Choppa song (Sarek’s a savage fr!)
Main Hustle: Committing to UNC
Side Hustle: Coming to Carleton
Smells Like: Tyler brand Diva Glamorous Wash laundry detergent
Cheese Type: Comte AOP Grande Reserve 24 Months Aged
One time, Sarek straight-up complained about the “brutal” weather at a tournament. It was 63 degrees with a light breeze, partially overcast. Absolute tragedy. He even asked if people “actually play when it’s below 50,” as if moving to Minnesota wasn’t a conscious life choice. At this rate, he’s gonna need a personal space heater, a blanket fort, and maybe a body pillow just to survive practices. Thank god we aren’t going to MLC this year, otherwise he might’ve gotten frostbite mid-tournament. Sarek is also a clip farmer, whether that’s getting clipped or clipping others; he puts himself in positions to make big plays often. Good stuff, Sarek!