
Years played: 4
Position: cutter
Theme Song: good 4 u, Olivia Rodrigo
Hometown: Andover, MA
Main Hustle: getting ripped
Side Hustle: ripping lips
Animorph: blackbear
Sam has the oldest soul of any CUT player, and the oldest face; in the right lighting he quite literally looks 65 years old. If given the choice, he would retire now to a life of pipe smoking (fire), fishing, and relaxation on some tropical coast. Sam is constantly plagued by joint pains all throughout his body, leading him to take lots of supplements bought from instagram ads (sam is also easily influenced). Although they haven’t helped with his aches and pains, they have helped him get quite jacked, a trait that has made him very popular with the D line. We are all very excited to have Sam on the team, and can’t wait to see him go ball out this year! Go Sam!