Name: Kailas Campen
Hometown: The District
Position: Flick Huck
Theme Song: PMW, A$AP Rocky
Main Hustle: Winning money playing fortnite
Side Hustle: Losing money gambling
Smells Like: Dior Sauvage
Cheese Type: Manchego
This kid, where do we even start? Hailing from the D in the DMV, when he isn’t caught up “mogging on” (editors note: again i am too old to know what this means) his classmates with his crisp jawline, Kailas can often be found talking about frogs. He really likes them. I don’t really get it, but he’s into it, always spouting off frog facts. Maybe that’s why he can jump so high. It’s really a shame that all of them are dying and there will be like 2 percent of all frog species left in 10 years (much less amphibians in general)(guys it’s actually really bad (Kailas showed me this website)). People think his semi-constant espousing of frog facts is annoying but, personally, I stand with Kailas. F(r)og it up baby.