Years played: 13
Position: big guy
Theme Song: Everyday, A$AP Rocky
Hometown: Vermont
Main Hustle: bandana on head
Side Hustle: repping vermont maple syrup
Animorph: bluejay
Ian is the only rookie who will snap me back consistently, and although we have never really spoken, I can tell this guy is a chiller. Ian comes from Vermont (shoutout ders), and has a strange obsession with maple syrup (shoutout canada). There have been many attempts to nickname Ian different things, most of them rock-related, but none have stuck thus far. Maybe one day he will finally have a name that matches his syrup-loving/snapchat-sending personality.
Name ideas for Ian that never stuck:
Rock
Igneous
Granite
Shale
Quartz
Jasper (didn’t work as we already have a jasper)
Also, never let this kid near a ping-pong ball. I mean NEVER.