Name: Denny Beaumoan
Hometown: Garfield Highschool
Position: Handler
Theme Song: Mr. Glock by Key Glock
Main Hustle: stealing gold
Side Hustle: banging pots and pans together
Smells Like: Coal and rare earth metals
Cheese Type: Gorgonzola
This is Denny. Denny is a good rookie. He’s not too annoying – a mixture of sassy and apologetic, he brings a unique diamorphism to this class. He is a short handler, but we know he is going to have a big impact (shove it tim schoch). Denny brings a spice of dynamic throwing, explosive handler movement, and ability to clamp opponents in the reset space that few on the team can match. Oh, and he can hurl absolute bombs. Once we get this vert to 40”, this kid is gonna be truly unstoppable (or if he grows 5 inches in college. This really did happen to my cousin; he went from 5’9” to 6’2” from freshman to junior year. It’s possible!)