Years played: Four score and seven

Position: Handler/70 yard dash sprinter

Theme Song: Crab Rave

Hometown: Seattle, WA

Main Hustle: …

Side Hustle: Sleeping on a weird schedule so nobody knows he becomes an ogre between the hours of 2 and 4 am

Animorph: Poodle

A pillar of kindness and selflessness, Bobby is a sparkle of joy wherever he goes. My mans a slippery snake in the handler space and looks casual doing it. Outside the field, Bobby enjoys imparting his home-baked goods on others and curling his luscious hair.