Name: Archer “daddy” Burns
Hometown: Fake Seattle
Position: Cutter
Theme Song: Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash
Main Hustle: Showing up to the social with over-the-ear headphones on (we will never forget, Archer)
Side Hustle: Fishing in Alaska
Smells Like: Expired Bear Spray
Cheese Type: Smoked Gouda
Acher is a good kid. Works hard, on and off the field, nice, always has a smile on his face and a good word to say. But don’t let his good looks and agreeable disposition fool you, he’s down to hit the ground and compete with the best of them! Ever since he survived that bear attack, he’s found the ability to tap into his animal side, fighting opponents tooth and claw and spit on both sides of the ball.
Since coming to Carleton, he has done quite well for himself socially, making many friends of the cheese variety. I often see him with many of these friends. He has certainly found a home with us here, on and off the field, and on and off the team. Best of luck in your endeavors, Archer!