Height: 5’8″
Years played: 7
Position: Handler
Theme song: Fingers Blue
Hometown: Montpelier, VT
Main Hustle: Skiing
Side Hustle: Complaining about minnesota skiing
Animorph: Hog (noble)
One of the masterminds behind the machinations of Ross, the stackmaster, and of course, the dirtiest hog of them all. Anders represents the strength and discipline of a coal-based wartime economy, fueling the empire from the shadows of the oracle’s hut. On the field, his consistency, precision, thumbers and bids generate boundless cultural capital for the team. Anders is majoring in computer science in the hopes of optimizing his distribution of walnuts to the campus community.