Alden:
Years played: seattle
Position: cutter
Theme Song: Passionfruit, Drake
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Main Hustle: red bandana
Side Hustle: playing die with eddie while visiting carleton
Animorph: Elephant Seal
Alden, the whimsical wanderer from Seattle rocks a red bandana that’s as iconic as the Space Needle. Beyond the frisbee world, Alden’s love for lake swimming is passionate, and shows his deep connection to the water, reflecting his inner seal. He will certainly be quite devastated when they freeze over in the winter. Alden’s not just any other CUT rookie; he’s a vibrant character who adds charisma and fun to the game. His flirtatious sense of humor and undeniable attractiveness make him a standout on and off the field, embodying the vibrant spirit of the CUT with every frisbee toss and catch*.
*This profile was written by chatGBT, so if anyone has a problem, blame the robot