Name: Aagenaut Bonnell
Hometown: Garfield Highschool
Position: Handler? Really should be a cutter tho
Theme Song: So U Know by Overmono
Main Hustle: chillin
Side Hustle: boolin
Smells Like: Cotton Candy
Cheese Type: Mozzarella
Aage is a cool guy. Some may even say too cool. Often seen not high-fiving his teammates at sprint just to maintain his “aura” (editors note: im too old to know what this means), it’s been a struggle to crack that slight smile he always seems to have plastered across his face. A couple days ago, I told Aage “we should hang out more”, to which he looked me in the eyes, and just slightly shook his head. I guess I’m just not chill enough.
Outside of being rude to his elders, Aage also spends a lot of time hiding in bushes outside the libe wearing his camo jacket, waiting patiently, and then jumping out and scaring passerbys. We have no idea why he does this.