Name: Henry Weismann
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: Hank, Hanko Slim, Hankler
Hometown: “Minneapolis”
Height: I’m 5’11’’ and three quarters but doctors tell me I can round up.
Weight: 160 bags of sand that weigh one pound.
RAS: I’m not related to any athletes.
Favorite frisbee player: Glenallen Mixon or Todd Bonzalez
Favorite drink: Water out of a container meant for something else.
Favorite stink: The grink.
Favorite real sport: Racing or jumping
Favorite quote: “The government is a big business and it has a huge responsibility” -my iPhone keyboard autocomplete
Bowling High Score: Got a couple pins with one ball one time.
Personal Achievements: See answer for ‘Bowling High Score’ posted above. Also I was in a commercial for dog food one time.
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: It depends on if they attacked me all at once or one at a time.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Said the f-word in front of my mom one time. Wuh-oh!
Personal Anecdote: One time a couple years ago when I was with my friends and we were doing a thing and then I accidentally and then it like and then everybody.
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pHPRRwfpSJQ