Name: William
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: Wheels, Neo
Hometown: Minneapolis
Height: 1.78 [j/(kg)(m/s^2)]
Weight: 25 lbs on the Moon
RAS: Relativley althetic
Favorite frisbee player: Randy Moss
Favorite drink: Iced Tea
Favorite stink: Sulfur Mountain
Favorite real sport: Soccer
Favorite quote: “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.” – Obi-Wan
Bowling High Score: Pretty high
Personal Achievements: Earned over $1.21 from music streaming services and received over 890,000 views on Google Maps
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Maybe 3-4 depending on starting configuration
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Turned in an essay that I acidentally printed at 2x scale on 11×17 paper. It was great.
Personal Anecdote: Good food, good life.
Favorite YouTube video: So many, but currently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqpHuloKZs