Name: Frank
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: Nathan
Hometown: Darkside Pipeline, NC
Height: 6’-1”
Weight: 175g
RAS: Who needs athleticism when you can poach deep
Favorite frisbee player: Including me? Jeff Babbitt.
Favorite drink: Cold Water
Favorite stink: Small room with 3 frisbee players
Favorite real sport: Competitive Eating
Favorite quote: “Democracy is not a matter of expediency; it is a moral imperative.” – Willy Brandt, the German fourth post-war chancellor 1913-1992
Bowling High Score: The end of Jeff Babbitt’s Callahan video where he bowls 7 pins between his legs.
Personal Achievements: Think of something cool you’ve seen someone do. I’ve done it too, but like, way cooler.
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: If they’re the type of kids that cut you in line at the ice cream shop when you’ve been waiting for 20 minutes and act all cute to get out of trouble then like 12. If not then also around 12 but I’ll feel a lot worse about it.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): I threw an under once.
Personal Anecdote: Jeff Babbitt or a 2015 Honda Fit. In the deep space. Who’s coming down with the disc? Cuz Babbitt got that dawg in him, but is that enough to beat a small car with a big personality that can handle anything life throws at you? I’d like to see Jeff Babbitt match the Fit’s 130 horsepower and the ability to combine the efficiency of a sub-compact with the versatility to take whatever life throws at it. Perhaps Babbitt’s size will allow him to win against the #3 subcompact car in 2015 according to USNews, but what about against the 2015 Honda CR-V, which can also take what life throws at it along with improved durability and storage? The 2015 Best Compact SUV for Families and Best Compact SUV for the Money’s 185 horsepower and 35.2 cubic feet of cargo space may give it the edge in this matchup. This head-to-head analysis brought to you by Subw- I mean Honda. The power of dreams.
Favorite YouTube video: https://youtu.be/8wuv1OHOaP4?si=LnSlj2p_MNM4ueo6