’26 Jonah Tannen

Name: Jonah

Pronouns: He/Him

Nickname: Tango

Hometown: Seattle

Height: Just enough

Weight: The wholes teams (it’s on my shoulders)

RAS: RA of third nourse baby!

Favorite frisbee player: Husayn Carnegie and Tomomi Perry

Favorite drink: Rusteze

Favorite stink: Rain Forest Exhibit at the zoo

Favorite real sport: Apex Legends

Favorite quote: “I was more sexually active when I was your age” – my grandma

Bowling High Score: If told you I’d have to kill you

Personal Achievements: 1000 day plus duolingo streak. 2015 Washington state school safety patrol hall of fame

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: If I had a lightsaber it would be until I starved to death

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Used hand sanitizer to cure bad breath

Personal Anecdote: Mr Perfectly Fine by Taylor Swift was written about me