Name: Miles Collins
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: Smiles, Kilo
Hometown: New Brighton, MN (“just outside the twin cities”)
Height: 5’9″ but my mom thinks I’m still growing
Weight: 10-15 healthy, adorable, two month old golden retrievers
RAS: I could probably beat an 8 year old lebron james in a 1on1, but 12 yo is pushing it. So somewhere in there.
Favorite frisbee player: bill nye has a wicked flick
Favorite drink: skim milk
Favorite stink: nick mcglashan’s stanky leg
Favorite real sport: nyt mini games
Favorite quote: “d*** miles, you low-key have crazy vert” – Gabe Driscoll
Bowling High Score: 267 on my wii
Personal Achievements: two-time spirit circle debbie cake speed eating champion (undefeated)
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: sorry, that’s against my principles. probably 3.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): played tag in a cemetary. 4 stitches to the dome.
Personal Anecdote: I have a $5 reward for anyone who retrieves the two disc golf discs of mine that marcus and isaac lund threw into the middle of lyman lakes.
Favorite YouTube video: https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?si=mUAoMZIP4tl4hz7k