’25 Collin Pearson

Name: Collin Pearson

Pronouns: He/Him

Nickname: slick

Hometown: golden colorado

Height: undetermined

Weight: 20 small flamingos

RAS: 5

Favorite frisbee player: x

Favorite drink: triple mocha shot two vanilla pumps 3/4 hit espresso half oat milk 2 thirds chai tea sprite cranberry

Favorite stink: lagoon

Favorite real sport: fútbol

Favorite quote: “wow, you’re really good at bowling”

Bowling High Score: 1,999,144

Personal Achievements: I graduated kindergarten twice. It was really cool

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: e

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): one time I gave fruit pooch a shot of gin and now he’s an alcoholic

Personal Anecdote: there are a lot of cool stories about me that only spingles will ever know