Name: Adam Ali
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: I don’t have one
Hometown: Minneapolis
Height: 6′ 2″
Weight: about a few million grains of rice
RAS: Maybe like 2 or 3 because I’m fast and tall but that’s it
Favorite frisbee player: Rowan McDonnell
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite stink: Eww! Gross!
Favorite real sport: Basketball! Have you seen the timberwolves this season?
Favorite quote: “It ain’t our ball? IT’S OUR BALL AIN’T IT?!” – LeBron James
Bowling High Score: Zero I don’t bowl
Personal Achievements: Honestly, eating two big mac meals in under 7 minutes I was quite hungry
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Don’t underestimate the power of a screaming 12 year old. That said, I think I could take down 2.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Buying a Wii-U
Personal Anecdote: One day years ago, I was walking home from my bus stop after school, and a dog popped up out of nowhere and started barking and chasing me for blocks until it finally ceased its lust for my little physique.
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ