Name: Will Hassell
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: Billy Hustle, Bill
Hometown: Hillsborough, the real H-TOWN
Height: 1.76 Bilbo Bagginses
Weight: 2.1 Meriadoc Brandybucks
RAS: 0.97
Favorite frisbee player: Matt Gucci-Handbag
Favorite drink: Fanta Limon
Favorite stink: when you open up your bag and realize you left your cleats in there for too long
Favorite real sport: Downhill Cheese-chasing
Favorite quote: “And then we rage perhaps?” – KARLlie Solomon
Bowling High Score: over 9000
Personal Achievements: Won a 60 person rock paper scissors tournament, can eat 7 LDC bowls of cereal in 60 seconds
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: wait I thought we just beat up our little brothers I didn’t sign up for this
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Declared an English major
Personal Anecdote: This still doesn’t change the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.4 million people in Uruguay, which means that if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GdkprMht1iw