Name: Cameron
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: Cam Ham, Cameron Hameron
Hometown: Shoreview, Minnesota
Height: I swear to god I’m 6ft and if anyone every says “Haha no you’re probably 5’11” and 3 quarters” again I will turn them into a pig.
Weight: No I think I’ll go ahead thank you very much
RAS: This is some nerd shit and I’m not into that. 10.
Favorite frisbee player: Abraham Lincoln was fantastic for the Cincinnati worms back in 1854-1855. They should have won that year.
Favorite drink: Rut beer.
Favorite stink: Bro thinks he’s Dr. Seuss. I hate you Sam I Am.
Favorite real sport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s
Favorite quote: Not everything that is possible is impossible – My econ prof.
Bowling High Score: 56 using only spin pulls.
Personal Achievements: ! This is a required question
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: I really wouldn’t have the heart.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Didn’t play for Karls.
Personal Anecdote: Once upon a time in a land far far away there was a boy who was very hungry and wanted to save space on his plate so he decided to put a cookie on it and then put ham on top of it. This was way more efficient AND environmentally friendly than putting it on two plates. The ham and the cookie both tasted very good. There was NO ham juice on the cookie. The cookie taste PERFECTLY NORMAL and the texture was normal. However, everyone laughed at him and called him silly names. THEY WERE STUPID. He swore to one day take revenge. THEY WOULD PAY. The End.
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFGbBmlyKQ