Name: James Texter
Pronouns: He/they
Nickname: BONEZ
Hometown: Cincinnati Ohio
Height: 1.6 cubic triangles
Weight: 1
RAS: One Million
Favorite frisbee player: Kevin Garnet
Favorite drink: Drinks that give you knowledge beyond human comprehension
Favorite stink: Hamngorber
Favorite real sport: Goodminton
Favorite quote: “Why’s an orange called an orange but an apple is not called a red?” -Jesus probably
Bowling High Score: With bumpers: 10000 without: 26
Personal Achievements: I hold the record for most saltines eated in 1 minute (i was rly hungry)
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: I would use secret agent 12 year olds to stir up infighting within their ranks until a war between the 12 year olds breaks out..
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Gamble on a fart
Personal Anecdote: I once housed 3/4 of a triscuits box at 4am on a road trip, with no bev
Favorite YouTube video: https://youtu.be/_p7GS2y6f58?si=KZjgyB81MIBoAT9h