Name: William Gagne-Maynard
Nickname: Jimmy
Height: not quite 6ft
Weight: 160, but I’ve been drinking a lot of whole milk to get up to 170
Favorite Republican: Abraham Lincoln
Favorite GoP Alum: Everyone who has let me sleep on their floor
Favorite CUTboy: Ian Hollyer(too soon?)
Favorite Syzygite: Niko Duffy
Favorite Eclipser: the short one
Favorite Liquid: H2O
Favorite Solid: H2O
Favorite Gas: H2O
Personal Achievements: Went the entire 5th grade without peeing in the school urinals.
Favorite Quotation: “Panama” – Petey and Van Halen
Favorite Real Sport: Seeing how long you can go without sleeping
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 3.50
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Driving 25 hours alone non-stop or jumping from the roof of cowling
Personal Anecdote: I’ve gotten really good at climbing up tall objects and not being able to find a way down.
Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW169H4a4-E