Name: Ezra Sergent-Leventhal
Nickname: Dragon Fang or Shadow Prancer- depending on region
Hometown: Outside of Minneapolis (;
Position: “Offense”- Nathan Mannes
Favorite Republican: None
Favorite GoP Alum: Ryan Saeta, even tho he’s a poser!
Favorite CUTboy: Psycho D O’Dea, rumor has it he drinks sheep’s blood before every game..
Favorite Syzygite: Never met one
Favorite Eclipser: Kaya Stitzhal, and it’s not even close.
Favorite Current Gopper: Theo Morris
Favorite Drink: Ginger Ale
Bowling High Score: On a need to know basis
Personal Achievements: Faked a broken collarbone for seven weeks to get attention
Favorite Quote: “Some Ls are Ws”- Deuteronomy 13:9
Favorite Real Sport: Basketball
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: prolly 0 :/
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Believed in true love
Personal Anecdote: cried on an airplane in August of 2017 while watching Remember the Titans
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ – Please watch this, it is very personal and means a lot to me