Name: Felix Lion

Nickname: wow cool last name

Hometown: Seattle, WA

Height: average

Weight: 11.4 stone

Favorite Position: window seat

Favorite Republican: Macron’s friendship tree

Favorite GoP Alum: Raf

Favorite CUTboy: Justin “Dustin” Washington ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Favorite Syzygite: eek

Favorite Eclipser: eek

Favorite Drink: Small lavender steamed milk, 2%

Bowling High Score: 300 (Wii Sports Resort™ 100 Pin)

Personal Achievements: A google search of my name returns *nothing* except stats about my disappointing high school track career.

Favorite Quote: “mmMMMMMMmmmMMMM” –microwave

Favorite Real Sport: Combat juggling Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once = 1 + (21.75/BMI)

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): I set off the alarm at the mall by opening an emergency exit bc there was a cute girl outside

Personal Anecdote: My first cat was named toaster

Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZ7013yHiw