Name: Felix Lion
Nickname: wow cool last name
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Height: average
Weight: 11.4 stone
Favorite Position: window seat
Favorite Republican: Macron’s friendship tree
Favorite GoP Alum: Raf
Favorite CUTboy: Justin “Dustin” Washington ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Favorite Syzygite: eek
Favorite Eclipser: eek
Favorite Drink: Small lavender steamed milk, 2%
Bowling High Score: 300 (Wii Sports Resort™ 100 Pin)
Personal Achievements: A google search of my name returns *nothing* except stats about my disappointing high school track career.
Favorite Quote: “mmMMMMMMmmmMMMM” –microwave
Favorite Real Sport: Combat juggling Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once = 1 + (21.75/BMI)
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): I set off the alarm at the mall by opening an emergency exit bc there was a cute girl outside
Personal Anecdote: My first cat was named toaster
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZ7013yHiw