Name: Theo

Nickname: T-dog

Hometown: Mamaroneck, NY

Height: 5’10

Weight: 137

Favorite Position: handstand

Favorite Republican: 🙄

Favorite GoP Alum: 🤔

Favorite CUTboy: Eric

Favorite Syzigite: Soter

Favorite Eclipser: 🤐

Favorite Drink: tears 👹

Favorite Hot Nova: Ezra

Personal Achievements: getting into a frat

Favorite Quotation: “I knew it was wrong, but it happened” -Saul

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 5 (if they are late bloomers like me)

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Mistakenly thought I was gluten intolerant so I went gluten free for a full year hahahahahaha 😎

Personal Anecdote: Randomly saw somebody from my high school while I was traveling abroad but didn’t go talk to them

Favorite youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM  @David