Name: Theo
Nickname: T-dog
Hometown: Mamaroneck, NY
Height: 5’10
Weight: 137
Favorite Position: handstand
Favorite Republican:
Favorite GoP Alum:
Favorite CUTboy: Eric
Favorite Syzigite: Soter
Favorite Eclipser:
Favorite Drink: tears
Favorite Hot Nova: Ezra
Personal Achievements: getting into a frat
Favorite Quotation: “I knew it was wrong, but it happened” -Saul
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 5 (if they are late bloomers like me)
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Mistakenly thought I was gluten intolerant so I went gluten free for a full year hahahahahaha
Personal Anecdote: Randomly saw somebody from my high school while I was traveling abroad but didn’t go talk to them
Favorite youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM @David