Name: John Stockton
Nickname: Jon Isaac
Height: .92 Donnys
Weight: .85 Donnys
Favorite Donny: Peter Scheuermann
Favorite Position: (Team) On Top
Favorite Republican: John C. Frémont
Favorite GoP Alum: Dr. “David Selassie” J
Favorite CUTboy: my boy Donny
Favorite Syzygite: Anna Poaster
Favorite Eclipser: Iris “Handler” Cutler
Favorite Drink: Hot Whiskey
Favorite Midcore IM team: Team On Top
Bowling High Score: 180
Wii Bowling High Score: 180
Personal Achievements: Stopped Donny from snoring by using gorilla sounds
Favorite Quote: “C’mon Schmidty. C’mon Schmidty. C’mon Schmidty. *Schmidty vomits* Really Schmidty? Really Schmidty? Really Schmidty?” -Rob Atlas
Favorite Real Sport: Trick Shot Billiards
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 3-7, depending on how full I am
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Hosting in the libe with Donny
Personal Anecdote: Some women bought me a beer on an airplane because
they liked my Christmas sweater.
Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY