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Name: John Stockton

Nickname: Jon Isaac

Height: .92 Donnys

Weight: .85 Donnys

Favorite Donny: Peter Scheuermann

Favorite Position: (Team) On Top

Favorite Republican: John C. Frémont

Favorite GoP Alum: Dr. “David Selassie” J

Favorite CUTboy: my boy Donny

Favorite Syzygite: Anna Poaster

Favorite Eclipser: Iris “Handler” Cutler

Favorite Drink: Hot Whiskey

Favorite Midcore IM team: Team On Top

Bowling High Score: 180

Wii Bowling High Score: 180

Personal Achievements: Stopped Donny from snoring by using gorilla sounds

Favorite Quote: “C’mon Schmidty. C’mon Schmidty. C’mon Schmidty. *Schmidty vomits* Really Schmidty? Really Schmidty? Really Schmidty?” -Rob Atlas

Favorite Real Sport: Trick Shot Billiards

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 3-7, depending on how full I am

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Hosting in the libe with Donny

Personal Anecdote: Some women bought me a beer on an airplane because

they liked my Christmas sweater.

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