Name: Jacob Flignor
Nickname: Spoons
Hometown: Deerfield, IL
Height: 4.36 BLACK+DECKER BPACT08WT Portable Air Conditioners
Weight: Thicker than Ben Mellin
Favorite Position: LOOGY
Favorite Republican: Tim Tebow
Favorite GoP Alum: Professor Tucker
Favorite CUTboy: The yellow NSW headband Tim Schoch wore at club nationals
Favorite Syzygite: Allegra!
Favorite Eclipser: Yeepers
Favorite Karl: Michael Karlsen
Favorite Nova: Grace Farwell
Favorite Drink: The water from the rightmost fountain drink in Sayles
Bowling High Score: 7.875
Personal Achievements: Momentarily held a 1354 ELO on chess.com
Favorite Quote: “Hold me, Annie. Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, so long ago when there was nothing but our love.”
Favorite Real Sport: Madden 11
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: I could beat up most 12 year olds at Madden 11.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Pushups in the Evans sextet
Personal Anecdote: I’ve been told I own a big wagon
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBivJhF-rac