Name: Ian Klein
Nickname: Snapper, Red
Hometown: Edwardsville, Illinois
Height: 😉
Weight: ;(
Favorite Position: IG specialist
Favorite Republican: Lil B
Favorite GoP Alum: Frank
Favorite CUTboy: Whichever one emails me first to set up dinner plans
Favorite Syzygite: The one involving Mars, Earth, and Jupiter
Favorite Eclipser: Eclipser? I know her pretty well actually
Favorite Drink: Liberal lies
Bowling High Score: 85, without bumpers
Personal Achievements: I had a HUGE appendix (b4 they took it out smh)
Favorite Real Sport: Hog Calling
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRMPQg43wgk
Favorite Quote: “WHOOOOOOEEEEII AHHH AHHHH BAHHHHHHHHHH piggypiggypiggypiggypiggy freddy FREDDY FRED AAAAHH” – Chris Carr from Seymour, Illinois Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once:
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Dude one time I was in McDonalds like
Personal Anecdote: I can’t whistle isn’t that crazy