Name: Ian Klein

Nickname: Snapper, Red

Hometown: Edwardsville, Illinois

Height: πŸ˜‰

Weight: ;(

Favorite Position: IG specialist

Favorite Republican: Lil B

Favorite GoP Alum: Frank

Favorite CUTboy: Whichever one emails me first to set up dinner plans πŸ˜‰

Favorite Syzygite: The one involving Mars, Earth, and Jupiter

Favorite Eclipser: Eclipser? I know her pretty well actually

Favorite Drink: Liberal lies

Bowling High Score: 85, without bumpers πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž

Personal Achievements: I had a HUGE appendix (b4 they took it out smh)

Favorite Real Sport: Hog Calling  

Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRMPQg43wgk

Favorite Quote: “WHOOOOOOEEEEII AHHH AHHHH BAHHHHHHHHHH piggypiggypiggypiggypiggy freddy FREDDY FRED AAAAHH” – Chris Carr from Seymour, Illinois   Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘¦πŸ‘¦πŸ˜€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜Ž

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Dude one time I was in McDonalds like πŸ€”πŸ›ƒβ˜£β˜’πŸ˜“πŸ€’πŸ˜·πŸ˜–πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Personal Anecdote: I can’t whistle isn’t that crazy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚