Matthew Smith-Erb

Name: Matthew Smith-Erb
Nickname: Sanders, Gilmore,
Hometown: Cumberland, Maine
Height: 3.454 * 10^8 beard-seconds
Weight: 40249.9697 pennyweights
Favorite Position: Shortstop
Favorite Republican: Bill Belicheck
Favorite GoP Alum: Champ
Favorite CUTboy: cut
Favorite Syzygite: a syzygy is a roughly straight-line configuration of three or more celestial bodies in a gravitational system
Favorite Eclipser: An eclipse is an astronomical event that occurs when an astronomical object is temporarily obscured, by passing into the shadow of another body or by having …
Favorite Drink: 1 1/2% Oakhurst milk
Bowling High Score: 12 (But it was Candlepin bowling)
Personal Achievements: Won a $25 visa gift card from a raffle at the 2018 Maine State Math Meet
Favorite Quote: “Anyone ever call you Sanders?” – Smiles
Favorite Real Sport: Jousting
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 1
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Used Ian Klein as a sled last night (don’t worry he was in a garbage bag)
Personal Anecdote: Last year my doctor casually pointed out an “accessory nipple” on my chest that he had never mentioned before.
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