Name: Sam Rosenberg
Nickname: Scarface
Height: 5’9″
Weight: 1.44% of the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
Bra Size: …
Favorite Position: The jockey
Favorite Republican: Kyle “Gator” Markwalter
Favorite GoP Alum: Dr. Ethan Bernstein
Favorite CUTboy: Will Herold
Favorite Syzygite: Laura Karson
Favorite Eclipser: Lucina Robinson
Favorite Drink: Whiskey sour
Personal Achievements: I made it to the front page of Reddit
Favorite Real Sport: Video games
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Two, possibly 3
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Offered to be one of GoP’s designated drivers Hallowinona.
Favorite YouTube video: www.reddit.com