Name: Ryan Saeta

Nickname: Ratch, HFR, (Also responds to facepalms and general looks of disappointment)

Hometown: Claremont “the city of Claremont”, California

Height: taller than I play

Weight: “unhealthily skinny”

Favorite Position: “Ryan’s gonna huck it this point.” – Abe

Favorite Republican: Abe

Favorite GoP Alum: All of my friends

Favorite CUTboy: JBoltron

Favorite Syzygite: Remind me who plays on syz again?

Favorite Eclipser: Leah

Favorite Drink: Areke

Bowling High Score: 125

Personal Achievements: ptime 3SAT

Favorite Quote: “*sigh*” – Arthur

Favorite Real Sport: Melee

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 1

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): I have never done a dumb thing.

Personal Anecdote: This one time Dan texted me to hang out, and I blushed for a good 20 seconds before responding. 

Favorite YouTube video: https://youtu.be/pWAnDBD_7Lg