Name: Alexander Rafkin
Nickname: Roofkin, hollywood, Ca$h
Hometown: jersey
Height: nuff
Weight: more than nuff
Favorite Position: injured on the sideline
Favorite Republican: Steve Bannon
Favorite GoP Alum: Jake Yanoviak
Favorite CUTboy: me
Favorite Syzygite: ellen ciaglo
Favorite Eclipser: hardly know her
Favorite Drink: inset funny joke here haha
Bowling High Score: never done it high
Personal Achievements: peaked in high school
Favorite Quote: “sorry im late” – me, cept im never actually sorry
Favorite Real Sport: football (Go AUBURN!)
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: I’ve done a lot of work to get my anger under control. that’s the old alex.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): literally too many to count
Personal Anecdote: Stole glassware/cutlery from several northfield eating establishments. zero regrets — I have been caught
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWP9pdp9zbw