Name:Rhys Lindmark
Nickname:Rhysie Poo?
Height:6 ft
Weight:150
Bra Size: 24A. I can make farting noises with my breasts
Favorite Position:Sideways
Favorite Republican:Bill o Reilly
Favorite GoP Alum:Schmitty! Because I D’ed him and got a free 6 pack
Favorite CUTboy: CUT Puppies FTW especially Dopey
Favorite Syzygite: Tanya
Favorite Eclipser: Sam/BG. Especially together
Favorite Drink: Fuzzy Navel/Peppermint Schnopps and Hot cocoa.
Bowling High Score: 180ish? Gold medal on Wii bowling
Personal Achievements: Beat Cochrane on Rainbow Road that one time
Favorite Quote (preferably from D-Mac): “I don’t have either of my two front teeth”
Favorite Real Sport: Soccer/Magic the Gathering
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: hmmm. Without a weapon maybe 10. with a bat – 30. gun – number of bullets
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): almost got beat up by evil college dudes for saying a stupid comment
Personal Anecdote: “aw jam”
Favorite YouTube video: The Sony Bouncing Balls commercial