Name: Saul Wildavsky

Nickname: Rhino

Hometown: Chevy Chase, MD

Height: tall enough

Weight: not enough

Favorite GoP alum: The Admiral Nelson Rohrbach

Favorite CUTboy: David “Psycho D” O’Dea, that kid is crazyyy

Favorite Syzygite: This is a loaded question

Favorite Eclipser: All of them

Favorite Karl: Sweet sweet Baby Lou

Favorite Nova: Scotia

Favorite drink: Apple juice

Bowling high score: better than Jacob’s

Personal achievements: I’ve yo-yoed in front of some important people

Favorite quotation: “Hey dude, nice play. I really respect you as an athlete, scholar, and person and would never do anything to hurt or disrespect you. Wish you all the best in future endeavors, god bless.” – #88 on St. Johns, a class act.

Favorite real sport: mini golf

Number of 12 year olds you think you could beat up at once: 1 on a good day

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than play for GoP): I played Ryan in smash once

Personal Anecdote: One time all my friends told me to jump off a bridge and I did…

Favorite Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWAnDBD_7Lg