Name: Saul Wildavsky
Nickname: Rhino
Hometown: Chevy Chase, MD
Height: tall enough
Weight: not enough
Favorite GoP alum: The Admiral Nelson Rohrbach
Favorite CUTboy: David “Psycho D” O’Dea, that kid is crazyyy
Favorite Syzygite: This is a loaded question
Favorite Eclipser: All of them
Favorite Karl: Sweet sweet Baby Lou
Favorite Nova: Scotia
Favorite drink: Apple juice
Bowling high score: better than Jacob’s
Personal achievements: I’ve yo-yoed in front of some important people
Favorite quotation: “Hey dude, nice play. I really respect you as an athlete, scholar, and person and would never do anything to hurt or disrespect you. Wish you all the best in future endeavors, god bless.” – #88 on St. Johns, a class act.
Favorite real sport: mini golf
Number of 12 year olds you think you could beat up at once: 1 on a good day
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than play for GoP): I played Ryan in smash once
Personal Anecdote: One time all my friends told me to jump off a bridge and I did…
Favorite Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWAnDBD_7Lg