Name: Arthur McCray

Nickname: Robot

Hometown: Renton, WA

Height: sixish 

Weight: 175 after dinner. 

Favorite Position: weasel 

Favorite Republican: Teddy Roosevelt 

Favorite GoP Alum: Ken-doll 

Favorite CUTboy: Angus (rip)

Favorite Syzygite: whoever had that huge sky that one time

Favorite Eclipser: dangerous question

Favorite Drink: soda water with cranberry juice

Bowling High Score: 148

Personal Achievements: Unofficial strength and conditioning coach for the GoP 

Favorite Quote: anything by Douglas Adams

Favorite Real Sport: snooker

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: depends on their teamwork

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): maybe breaking my toe kicking saul in the foot… 

Personal Anecdote: 

My high school has an award named after me because I got my jaw broken in the state championship soccer game. 

Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq1tN9jZI80