Phil Chien 

Name: Tongji Philip Qian

Nickname: Chinaman; Fashao

Height: as tall as both of my parents

Weight: heavier than either of my parents

Favorite Position: Handler going deep into XXX hehehe

Favorite Republican: (if people do too much politics in China, they will be arrested.)

Favorite GoP Alum: Zhiming Zhao; Alec Hutson

Favorite CUTboy: Me in the fall, 2009. Check my nickname

Favorite Drink: Weed Man from Berlin. Colwell knows what the fuck I am talking about.

Personal Achievements: Making a frisbee team at Carleton. Oh dude, it is hard to go to practice.

Favorite Quote: Show me a good loser, and I will show you a loser – Vinci Lombardi

Favorite Real Sport: Disc Golf and Basketball

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Going to practice.