Niko Duffy Profile

Name: Niko Duffy

Nickname: Nik-Bro, Bro-Duff, Nik-Bro-Duff (see a trend?)

Height: 5ft 11 and 7/8th of an inch.

Weight: I’m all muscle.

Bra Size: Hairy.

Do you like fun? No

Come on man…: Okay, sometimes I have fun buying designer suits.

Favorite Position: Attack

Favorite Frisbee Strategy: I’m at 100% completions for stall nine bailout hucks to Rhys where I was aiming for Hooker.

Favorite Republican: Zell Miller – that guy who challenged Chris Mathews to a duel on live television.

Favorite GoP Alum: I aspire to one day be as grumpy as Cochrane.

Favorite CUTboy: Herold, or The_Justin_Norden_Roommate_Experience

Favorite Syzygite: Anna Rose Baker Reed

Favorite Eclipser: SUCHE!

Favorite HAUS: 40 / Slytherin

Favorite Drink: Minty Kunkel.

Bowling High Score: 300 on my first cell phone.

Personal Achievements: Literally destroyed my RA’s door my freshmen year at 3:00PM on a Tuesday. Destroyed Logan’s door my sophomore year during a progressive.  Destroyed the same RA’s door again my junior year.

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Bakers dozen

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Going to a Four Loko party sponsored by Walker.

Personal Anecdote: I once tried to pick up girls at an eclipse social by yelling “THERE IS A BOMB UNDER YOUR FEET,” and then running away.  Also, John Hahn declared me his heir at senior prom my junior year.  We sealed the pact with a kiss.