Name: Niko Duffy
Nickname: Nik-Bro, Bro-Duff, Nik-Bro-Duff (see a trend?)
Height: 5ft 11 and 7/8th of an inch.
Weight: I’m all muscle.
Bra Size: Hairy.
Do you like fun? No
Come on man…: Okay, sometimes I have fun buying designer suits.
Favorite Position: Attack
Favorite Frisbee Strategy: I’m at 100% completions for stall nine bailout hucks to Rhys where I was aiming for Hooker.
Favorite Republican: Zell Miller – that guy who challenged Chris Mathews to a duel on live television.
Favorite GoP Alum: I aspire to one day be as grumpy as Cochrane.
Favorite CUTboy: Herold, or The_Justin_Norden_Roommate_Experience
Favorite Syzygite: Anna Rose Baker Reed
Favorite Eclipser: SUCHE!
Favorite HAUS: 40 / Slytherin
Favorite Drink: Minty Kunkel.
Bowling High Score: 300 on my first cell phone.
Personal Achievements: Literally destroyed my RA’s door my freshmen year at 3:00PM on a Tuesday. Destroyed Logan’s door my sophomore year during a progressive. Destroyed the same RA’s door again my junior year.
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Bakers dozen
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Going to a Four Loko party sponsored by Walker.
Personal Anecdote: I once tried to pick up girls at an eclipse social by yelling “THERE IS A BOMB UNDER YOUR FEET,” and then running away. Also, John Hahn declared me his heir at senior prom my junior year. We sealed the pact with a kiss.