Name: Nathan Mannes

Nickname: pook

Hometown: New York, NY

Height: 5′ 9″

Weight: 130lbs

Favorite Position: Short Stop

Favorite Republican: My Grandpa (I’ve discovered)

Favorite GoP Alum: Future me

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Favorite Drink: Milk Schnapps

Bowling High Score: 147

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Favorite Quote: “I can’t tell the difference between my legs. I feel like I’m a chocolate bar.” -Dallas

Favorite Real Sport: Curling

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 1, but 1 if bloodlusted

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Tried to rap battle someone

Personal Anecdote: When I was a prospie fallgop was scrimming and a senior asked me if there was any position in a zone I knew how to play, if any. I replied, “I don’t play defense”.

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