No! My identity has been revealed!

Name: Nathan “Fellowdrama” King

Nickname: Commander Thunder

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

BMI: 23.5

Bra Size: 1,000,000

Favorite Position: O-line cutter

Favorite Republican: Newt Gingrich

Favorite GoP Alum: Gaeten Damberg-Ott

Favorite CUTboy: HURRICANE

Favorite Syzygite: Re-becca Sheridan

Favorite Eclipser: L’il Dinger

Favorite Drink: Corley High Life

Bowling High Score: Double digits, probably

Personal Achievements: Invented beereal

Favorite D-Mac Quote: “Man, that beereal is delicious” (paraphrase)

Favorite Real Sport: Rollerball

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 6. Evidence only confirms 5, but that’s not counting the 3-year old who was born on a leap year.

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): I once rolled my pinky in a car window to see how it felt.

Personal Anecdote: My dad is Harold Ramis’ lawyer. THE Harold Ramis.

Favorite Element: naquadah

Favorite Leekspin:

Favorite Lord Voldemort: DON’T SAY HIS NAME!

Favorite YouTube video: Gotta do the cooking by the book!

Favorite YTMND: Dear Loser [Chris]