Name: Zach DiNardo 

Nickname: dinardarg 

Hometown: Swarthmore, Penn’s Woods 

Height: 0.019 short blocks, 5 rack units 

Weight: 76ish graves 

Favorite Position: Outside right wingback (in a 5-3-2 or 4-2-3-1) 

Favorite Republican: Bill Clinton 

Favorite GoP Alum: John McCain 

Favorite CUTboy: a good sliced bagel 

Favorite Syzygite: an eclipse 

Favorite Eclipser: The Moon 

Favorite Karl: Marx 

Favorite Nova: Super 

Favorite Drink: milk, ofc, is that even a question (1% if you must know) 

Bowling High Score: 299 

Personal Achievements: I got 7th nationally in knowing things about glaciers in 8th grade 

Favorite Quote:

“I’d rather throw up Qdoba than not throw up at all. Put THAT on the back of your menu.” —Brendan Lordan 

Favorite Real Sport: real football 

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: prolly like a few I dunno 

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): that time I bleached my own hair for the end of the swimming season is high up on the list but there’s a lot to choose from 

Personal Anecdote: one time in elementary I went camping with my friends and family and my friends and I heard some bear noises and freaked out but it was just Daniel’s dad 

Favorite YouTube video: What can I say…