Name: Zach DiNardo
Nickname: dinardarg
Hometown: Swarthmore, Penn’s Woods
Height: 0.019 short blocks, 5 rack units
Weight: 76ish graves
Favorite Position: Outside right wingback (in a 5-3-2 or 4-2-3-1)
Favorite Republican: Bill Clinton
Favorite GoP Alum: John McCain
Favorite CUTboy: a good sliced bagel
Favorite Syzygite: an eclipse
Favorite Eclipser: The Moon
Favorite Karl: Marx
Favorite Nova: Super
Favorite Drink: milk, ofc, is that even a question (1% if you must know)
Bowling High Score: 299
Personal Achievements: I got 7th nationally in knowing things about glaciers in 8th grade
Favorite Quote:
“I’d rather throw up Qdoba than not throw up at all. Put THAT on the back of your menu.” —Brendan Lordan
Favorite Real Sport: real football
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: prolly like a few I dunno
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): that time I bleached my own hair for the end of the swimming season is high up on the list but there’s a lot to choose from
Personal Anecdote: one time in elementary I went camping with my friends and family and my friends and I heard some bear noises and freaked out but it was just Daniel’s dad
Favorite YouTube video: What can I say…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjUPlaz8-PQ