Name: Ian Hagan McCarthy IV

Nickname: Mossimo

Hometown: Not Seattle, WA

Height: 2’ 14”

Weight: 26 lbs on the moon

Favorite Position: Beater

Favorite Republican: Stephen Colbert

Favorite GoP Alum: Cory and Champ

Favorite CUTboy: The scissors, snip snip

Favorite Syzygite: Eliza

Favorite Eclipser: Eek I don’t know

Favorite Drink: Baileys

Bowling High Score: 68.9

Personal Achievements: Hill of 3 Oaks Somersault Finalist

Favorite Quote: “G – O – Pee on the fields”

Favorite Real Sport: T-ball

Number of 12 year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 1

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): I showed up to class when it ended rather than when it started once

Personal Anecdote: I red a book

Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_bX0T76X8U