Michael Alexander Profile

Name: Michael Alexander

Nickname: EC, Solomon Baquis

Height: 1.03 MG (Matt Godfreys)

Weight: 0.94 NK (Nate Kings)

Bra Size: 0.12 PC (Phil Chiens)

Favorite Position: holding clipboard

Favorite Republican: Tony Dungy

Favorite GoP Alum: Phil Chien

Favorite CUTboy: DJ Jerome Potter

Favorite Syzygite: Liz Arakaki

Favorite Eclipser: BG Green

Favorite BJ Captain: Hannah Goldberg

Favorite Liquid: Beer 30 Light

Favorite Solid: Beer 30 Ice

Favorite Gas: Pete Rogers’ Brand

Personal Achievements: become nocturnal during breaks

Favorite Quotation: “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavebirrrrrrd.. Kaw, kaw” – Ethan Bernstein

Favorite Real Sport: Schiller chase

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 2 (with a shovel: 2 + Aaron Maurer)

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): 18-hour layover in Miami airport OR fly through 5 airports with Jimmy on way back from Santa Barbara

Personal Anecdote: I’ve played ultimate for a total of 11 weeks

Favorite YouTube video: Dope Zebra