Name: Michael Alexander
Nickname: EC, Solomon Baquis
Height: 1.03 MG (Matt Godfreys)
Weight: 0.94 NK (Nate Kings)
Bra Size: 0.12 PC (Phil Chiens)
Favorite Position: holding clipboard
Favorite Republican: Tony Dungy
Favorite GoP Alum: Phil Chien
Favorite CUTboy: DJ Jerome Potter
Favorite Syzygite: Liz Arakaki
Favorite Eclipser: BG Green
Favorite BJ Captain: Hannah Goldberg
Favorite Liquid: Beer 30 Light
Favorite Solid: Beer 30 Ice
Favorite Gas: Pete Rogers’ Brand
Personal Achievements: become nocturnal during breaks
Favorite Quotation: “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavebirrrrrrd.. Kaw, kaw” – Ethan Bernstein
Favorite Real Sport: Schiller chase
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 2 (with a shovel: 2 + Aaron Maurer)
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): 18-hour layover in Miami airport OR fly through 5 airports with Jimmy on way back from Santa Barbara
Personal Anecdote: I’ve played ultimate for a total of 11 weeks
Favorite YouTube video: Dope Zebra