Stats
Name: Michael Jerome Barrett
Nickname: Frike
Height: 4′ 24″
Weight: 170
Bra Size: just under a full C
Favorites
Position: Woof
Republican: John Adams
GoP Alum: My lover with the wooly hair
CUTboy: Always a sucker for Baylis, but that cute new freshman just has such piercing eyes, it’s hard to resist
Syzygite: Taylor is pretty sweet at just about everything
Eclipser: That loud girl
Drink: 7 & 7
Quote: Do or do not, there is no try
Real Sport: Futbol
Element: Californium
YouTube video: Best penalty kick ever, or Rick Ross’ video for the boss, or Amos Lee’s arms of a woman
Other
Bowling High Score: 206
Personal Achievements: 2:37 in the triathlon last year
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done: launch waterballoons / snowballs / iceballs at moving cars from three stories up, and not running away fast enough
Personal Anecdote: I once drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort in two pulls and less than two minutes. Results may vary.
If you turn the disc, I’ll unbutton my shirt for you…