Name: Jesse
Pronouns: Any
Nickname: Messy Jesse
Hometown: Amherst, Massachusetts
Height: 5 foot 8
Weight: 8 foot 5
RAS: Imma say 2 so I can cook a mismatch.
Favorite frisbee player: Orion Cable
Favorite drink: Nesquik
Favorite stink: Cow pie (smells like home)
Favorite real sport: Basketball but with a little ball so I feel huge
Favorite quote: “Sea beasts fear the crackling of beans as they are pounded” – Sextus Impericus
Bowling High Score: 310 – One of the pins flew into the next lane over and knocked over extra pins
Personal Achievements: I can beat anyone at Connect 4.
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Hundreds – I’ll turn them against each other.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Stuck my hand into an exercise bicycle wheel just to see what would happen.
Personal Anecdote: One time my car broke down in the desert about a hundred miles away from the nearest town and there was no cell service and I thought I was going to die
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg