Name: Maxwell Rubin Willard
Nickname: Will
Height: 5’8″
Weight: 1 shit ton
Bra Size: Trainer
Favorite Position: The Lounge Chair
Favorite Republican: Clint Eastwood
Favorite GoP Alum: Abe Graber
Favorite CUTboy: Hai Ngo
Favorite Syzygite: Taylah
Favorite Eclipser: Lydia
Favorite Drink: Tonic and Gin
Favorite Complementary Motion: Nip flip
Personal Achievements: Not crying at any point during Toy Story 3
Favorite Quotation: “Life is full of risks, why not take them?” Lindsay Lohan
Favorite Real Sport: (women’s) beach volleyball
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Zero
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): The ovaltine challenge
Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zCYIPPwrY