Name: Maxwell Rubin Willard

Nickname: Will

Height: 5’8″

Weight: 1 shit ton

Bra Size: Trainer

Favorite Position: The Lounge Chair

Favorite Republican: Clint Eastwood

Favorite GoP Alum: Abe Graber

Favorite CUTboy: Hai Ngo

Favorite Syzygite: Taylah

Favorite Eclipser: Lydia

Favorite Drink: Tonic and Gin

Favorite Complementary Motion: Nip flip

Personal Achievements: Not crying at any point during Toy Story 3

Favorite Quotation: “Life is full of risks, why not take them?” Lindsay Lohan

Favorite Real Sport: (women’s) beach volleyball

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Zero

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP):  The ovaltine challenge

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