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Name: Matt Reindel

Nickname: Man of the house

Height: 5’10”

Weight: 160

Favorite Position: Rollbounce

Favorite GoP Alum: Fat Frank

Favorite CUTboy: Dan Power’s son

Favorite Syzygite: Biz

Favorite Eclipser/Red Scarer: Sammy E

Favorite Hot Karl: Charlie Fick

Favorite Drink: Shotgunning

Favorite Animal: Slow Loris:

Go Ranking: 10 kyu

Personal Achievements: Beating Sheridan in a race, skying EA, winning my Lord of the Rings bet against Nate King

Favorite Quote: “Sancho, let’s me and you win life.” -Don Quixote

Favorite Real Sport: Jousting

Other Favorite Quote: “I am a beautiful animal! I am a destroyer of worlds! I am Harry fucking Potter!”

Other Favorite Real Sport: Quidditch. Not stupid small liberal arts college Quidditch where you run around with a broom between your legs. Actual Quidditch. In the air.

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: One 12 year old cat

Dumbest thing Danny Bruce has ever NOT done: Told anyone about his ball-sack hernia for a year and a half

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