Name: Matt Reindel
Nickname: Man of the house
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 160
Favorite Position: Rollbounce
Favorite GoP Alum: Fat Frank
Favorite CUTboy: Dan Power’s son
Favorite Syzygite: Biz
Favorite Eclipser/Red Scarer: Sammy E
Favorite Hot Karl: Charlie Fick
Favorite Drink: Shotgunning
Favorite Animal: Slow Loris: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9f-6jygRJk
Go Ranking: 10 kyu
Personal Achievements: Beating Sheridan in a race, skying EA, winning my Lord of the Rings bet against Nate King
Favorite Quote: “Sancho, let’s me and you win life.” -Don Quixote
Favorite Real Sport: Jousting
Other Favorite Quote: “I am a beautiful animal! I am a destroyer of worlds! I am Harry fucking Potter!”
Other Favorite Real Sport: Quidditch. Not stupid small liberal arts college Quidditch where you run around with a broom between your legs. Actual Quidditch. In the air.
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: One 12 year old cat
Dumbest thing Danny Bruce has ever NOT done: Told anyone about his ball-sack hernia for a year and a half
Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVhmZodaLA or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jByfWOLmjo