Goku?

Name: Martin Granick

Nickname: Little Flying Mouse

Height: 7′ 6” when I’m feeling like Yao Ming

Weight: 155 lbs

Favorite Real Sport Position: Striker

Favorite Frisbee Position: Midrange handler

Favorite GoP alum: Frank “distanktion” McNally, EA, Andy Cochrane

Favorite Current GoPper: Goldberg, Haisheng, Sam Drogue and Duansey

Favorite CUTboy: Hai and Mike

Favorite Syzygite: Laurel

Favorite Eclipser: The one with the green shorts

Favorite Drink: Milk

Favorite Cheer: Saturday Morning

Bowling High Score: +100

Highest APM: 483 apm

Personal Achievements: Winning a 9 hour round of Mario Party, which I now can refer to as Yoshi Party.

Favorite D-Mac Quote: “Martin, you might want to warn your parents in advance that there’s a new sheriff in town.” – in reference to him going to grad school in my hometown

Favorite Real Sport: Sand Kubb

Favorite Sand Kubb Partner: Manley

Favorite Soccer Player: Thierry Henry

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Between 0 and 5, depending on how many still have baby teeth

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Trying to teach myself to only need 4 hours of sleep per night

Personal Anecdote: I accidentally stepped on an endangered animal in Costa Rica, which then grunted at me and crawled away unharmed. What a jerk.