Name: Malcom
Nickname: Milk
Hometown: New York City
Height: 5’11” on a good day
Weight: a buck shy of 160
Favorite Position: In bed
Favorite Republican: John Huntsman
Favorite GoP Alum: Dat Bodfrey
Favorite CUTboy: ET phone home
Favorite Syzygite: Elaine, she’s just the best
Favorite Eclipser: lunar
Favorite Drink: Dogfish Head 90-minute IPA
Bowling High Score: 158
Personal Achievements: two-time GoP fall captain, practically invented the position
Favorite Quote: “Danke Quinn” – everyone on GoP
Favorite Real Sport: Century pong
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 8.5
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Accidentally walked into a woman’s bathroom at the airport
Personal Anecdote: I’ll never look at a box of curly fries the same way
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0veiTgUQLKw