Name: Kevin Michael Draper

Height: 5’10

Weight: Almost the same as Grant Lindsley

Favorite Position: It has been so long I can’t even remember, I’d be grateful for even a missionary quickie

Favorite Frisbee Position: O-Line Nap Time

Favorite Republican: Michelle Malkin

Favorite GoP Alum: Greg Marliave

Favorite CUTboy: Christian Dewey

Favorite Syzygite: Katie Buckner

Favorite Eclipser: Tie between Rockemsockembury and little Dinger

Favorite Drink: Mom I have never drunk alcohol in my life

Bowling High Score: 157

Personal Achievements: Sadly lacking

Favorite D-Mac Quote: “If you hurry to upper love you can catch the end of Bonanza!”

Favorite Real Pussy Euro Sport: Soccer

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Good question!

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Shoplifted from Zumiez

Personal Anecdote: One day my dad told me that he had considered naming me either Rocky or Butch. I think he might be serious.

Favorite (University of Washington) Element: Miranda Roth

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